Cameron has a vision for an Oregon that is a model for public employees everywhere. He will champion the Employee Mandatory Costume Constitutional amendment (EMC^2). The new uniforms will increase trust and goodwill towards our public servants. But not only that, each career will be given a costume specifically assigned to increase their effectiveness on the job.

Here is a partial list of new uniforms:

• Park rangers will now be park ninjas to help them hide in the shadows and drop from trees to stop pesky litterers in their tracks.
• Corrections officers will all be issued nun outfits to promote piety, redemption and reduce recidivism.
• Teachers shall henceforce dress as Elsa from Disney’s Frozen. Kids will feel compelled to come to class every day. Absenteeism will be halved overnight.
• Regardless of the color of their uniform, we our Elected officials should be reminded that they’re all on the same team. Which is why their new standard outfits will be the Power Rangers. (The Governor can be Zordon.)
• If there’s one thing that can make people forget about their gigantic medical bills, it will be doctors and nurses dressed up as Care Bears!
• Rush hour is deadlier than any maelstrom or sea serpent. Wearing pirate garb will help our transit operators navigate the tumultuous urban terrain.
• Firefighters – farm animals. Awww, so cute!
• “These things will not bite you, they want to have fun. Then out of the box came Thing Two and Thing One!” See, we want our postal workers to be just as friendly and non-bitey as Dr. Suess characters.
• Administrators can choose between ghosts (like bedsheets not Ghost Busters!), vampires, and zombies.
• Justice department employees – Judges will be Yoda, Fine Collectors – Darth Vader, Attorneys – Jedi, legal aids – R2D2
• Police officers – bell bottoms and tie-die. It’s the 70s, man.