Find a Life Partner for the “Oregon Pioneer”

The “Oregon Pioneer” has selflessly given so much for our beautiful Oregon country. It’s about time that we give back.

We Oregonians take pride in the Oregon Pioneer, who has kept a watchful eye over our State Capitol since 1938. Cameron believes we should do everything in our power to celebrate our freedom and honor our local traditions. But can you imagine how lonely the Oregon Pioneer has been for the last 76 years?

That’s why Cameron believes it is a priority for the sake of Oregon’s intriguiness, to honor this selfless public servant with the one thing missing in his gold plated life. The “Oregon Pioneer” needs a soul mate. It gets cold on winter nights when you standing on an elevated building.

That’s why as Prime Minister of Intrigue, Cameron would dutifully scour the world as a matchmaker for the “Oregon Pioneer”. A great contender would be the statue, Siegessäule, in Berlin. She enjoys walks on the beach, sushi, and men holding sharp apparati. We call her Victoria for short.