Cameron knows that as Prime Minister of Intrigue, it would be his responsibility to protect Oregon’s borders and its people from those who want to threaten the ideals of intriguiness that this great state was founded upon. (We’re looking at you, California.)

Cameron will steadfastly defend our intriguiness with a strategy that was wildly successful on the Oregon Trail. Tree Forts. Trees are an integral part of our Northwest identity. And they’re really, REALLY tall. By establishing defensive bunkers in trees from Cannon Beach to Baker City, boredom threats can be seen for hundreds of miles.